There are times I feel the same way about health food…
- Luke: They’re gonna get cold.
- Lorelai: Are they different?
- Luke: Different than what?
- Lorelai: They seem different.
- Luke: They’re nachos. Now eat them.
- Lorelai: You used baked chips.
- Luke: What?!
- Lorelai: You did, didn’t you? You used baked chips and low fat cheese.
- Luke: I did not [pauses] use low fat cheese.
- Lorelai: Ha!
- Luke: How can you tell?
- Lorelai: How could you lie?
- Luke: It tastes the same!
- Lorelai: [sighs] The trust Luke! How are we gonna make it if you’re constantly trying to keep me healthy?
- Luke: Fine. Forget it. Die at 60.
- Lorelai: Bring me a donut while I wait!?