Avoid the Hostels

I knew there had to be a quote from the Gilmore Girls about jet lag – here’s how they feel after coming back from their European excursion…

LORELAI: Oh man, smell this. [holds up a pillow]

RORY: What?

LORELAI: I forgot that pillows don’t have to smell like feet. You know, I have to say, I think it’s good I did this hostel thing in my thirties, and I’ll tell you why.

RORY: [hugging the clothes in her closet] I missed you, I missed you all!

LORELAI: If I had done it in my twenties or teens, I would’ve been naïve enough to think that hostels were exotic and romantic. But once you’re in your thirties, you’ve lived enough to know they’re gross and should be avoided at all costs.

RORY: [to her clothes] I had a dream about you in Copenhagen. You were there, and you, and you, and you.

LORELAI: Listen, since we slept on the plane, we should go to sleep now, but get up really early tomorrow. We don’t wanna blow this whole week being jet-lagged. We need to establish normal sleeping patterns.

RORY: Fine.

LORELAI: Okay. I’m gonna go take a shower and leave you alone to make out with your sock drawer.

RORY: Close the door.

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