This is exactly how I feel when I’m cooking…
LUKE: Go stir the sauce.
LORELAI: Me? But, I can’t cook.
LUKE: It’s not cooking, it’s stirring.
LORELAI: No, I’m not good with big spoons, unless there’s ice cream on the end – okay.
LORELAI: Um, excuse me. How fast am I supposed to be stirring here?
LUKE: Just keep it from sticking.
LORELAI: It’s bubbling and turning brown.
LUKE: It’s fine.
LORELAI: Well, what constitutes sticking?
LUKE: You can’t ruin it.
LORELAI: I can, I have powers. Once the Barefoot Contessa was making a soufflé and when it fell, she looked out the TV and said, “Gilmore, was that you?”